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lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via 1-5-5-8)

officialfrenchtoast:

how to advertise

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via cool-kids-cant-die)

bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

(via everybodylovesboobs)